my dear sweet jellydonutfish. he will be missed.

Unfortunately, Jellydonutfish’s uncle runs a sherpa business. He felt bad for yelling at his sister on Christmas, so he hired the kid for a few seasons as a tour guide. The casualties have been enormous.

beginning of this storyline.

it really is hard to compliment a jellydonutfish without them getting the wrong idea…

This strip is semi autobiographical and entirely related to the post office that supposedly resides on Chandler street. But the entrance is guarded by a foul elder beast, incapable of understanding the need for human postage.

just to be sure there is no confusion, GBM is not quitting. it was a joke. luckily, a lot of you stayed home from work on April 1st and avoided checking your computers at all costs out of fear of being tricked. which is really the best tactic, because it’s humiliating. being tricked like that.

in conclusion, please know we did not want to humiliate you, but only to fool you. which is a lot more friendly, we think.

happy easter.

we had a good run, it’s been a year. i want my life back.

CAPS LOCK.

We’re both dying of over-lactosis right now, so I’ll keep this brief.  You may have noticed advertising about 70 pixels above this post.  If you did not, I would ask you to redirect your scroll wheel to the upward position, take note, and give a click.  Because those guys are as tiny as we are and somebody’s gotta support the comics industry via mouse clicks.  That’s what we live on.

Also don’t call me a sell out because I have always been a sell out so that is not a new name for me.

We’re at the end of this glorious story arc.  I know I keep teasing that the end is 2 weeks off, but then I keep remembering funny strip ideas I had and we have to keep it rolling.  I promise next week will be the end.  Or will it?!

Good news for anybody going to Anaheim Comic Con!  We got a table!!!

We’ll have a limited GBM print for sale also, along with some other goodies and stuff.  We’ll keep you updated when we have more info, but if you’re in the LA area April 16-18, it is your duty to show up.  I might even let you sit on my lap if you’re extra nice or extra attractive.

I had no idea you’d all have such strong reactions to the death of Itty’s parents.  Now that I know how easily tugged your heart strings are, prepare for a constant string of DEATH AND BETRAYAL.  And a few more dick jokes because they make me laugh.

In case I missed harassing you on twitter or facebook or deviantart or email or IM or registered post, please note that we have a new site layout and that it is superior to the previous site layout.  Please write a strongly worded letter to your senator explaining such and then threaten their family’s well-being if they send you a form letter in reply.  I know that’s what I did.

Wallpapers got delayed by Lindsey’s work (yay) so you guys just have to wait a little bit.  They comin though I prawmise.  Soon there will be a little Specials section up on the menu there that will have downloads and other goodies.   Stay tuned!

Sorry for the late post.  I had a whole thing written up and setup to post this morning at midnight and then it disappeared.  Apologies for the wait, we hope you will continue to choose GBM for all  your Monday comedy needs.  Drinks will be served momentarily by the stuck up 47 year old ex-cheerleader we hired last Thursday.

The exciting conclusion is rolling right along.  The showdown of wits between two guys that just wanna get a hop on.  Afterwards, who knows what will happen with this comic.  Maybe we’ll turn into a single strip about an orange cat who sleeps all day and loves lasagne.  I don’t think anybody’s done anything like that before and we’ve got the right cat.

Site changes are coming soon too!  Hopefully right in time for our 50th strip.  Nigh time for a GBM overhaul!!

Heeeey we’re back. This week’s adventure was inspired by real life events! Where I joined a gang and met a large gang-ly gentleman and he told me about his gang friends. It’s exciting when truth comes into fiction isn’t it I’m sure it is.

We’ve got a couple more strips before this arc finishes up so make sure you’re all set for the dramatic finale. Now is the time to bone up is what I’m saying. Not bone down, you filthy little kids did plenty of that on Valentines.

Storyline starts here so go read it all:

http://www.hi2point5.com/comic/2009/09/pua/