She never stayed put for more than a moment, except to nap with her feet stretched out as far as she could.  She cried out loud whenever the refrigerator door creaked open and would not stop until she was snuggled or fed.  She was the most well-travelled guinea pig ever, having driven cross country twice, up and down California, and lived with 3 different families.  One time she wore a cape and became the first cavy superhero.  Let no-one say that Emma of the Blackfoot was without personality.

We’ll miss you sweetie, i hope you rest forever on a bed of hay and carrots.

I had no idea you’d all have such strong reactions to the death of Itty’s parents.  Now that I know how easily tugged your heart strings are, prepare for a constant string of DEATH AND BETRAYAL.  And a few more dick jokes because they make me laugh.

In case I missed harassing you on twitter or facebook or deviantart or email or IM or registered post, please note that we have a new site layout and that it is superior to the previous site layout.  Please write a strongly worded letter to your senator explaining such and then threaten their family’s well-being if they send you a form letter in reply.  I know that’s what I did.

Wallpapers got delayed by Lindsey’s work (yay) so you guys just have to wait a little bit.  They comin though I prawmise.  Soon there will be a little Specials section up on the menu there that will have downloads and other goodies.   Stay tuned!

story starts here.

happy 50th strip-a-versary! it’s been a little over a year since we started this madness and i’m more in love than ever! this whole idea was supposed to be some silly side thing i didn’t want to exert much effort into, but now these ugly mean characters fill me with pride and i want to do right by them. i hope you’ve enjoyed reading it as much as i have enjoyed drawing it.

here’s to 50 more!

don’t forget to check the blog below for a special treat!

In celebration, Lindsey has cooked up a little treat for all you long-time fans and George Hoover stalkers.

The very first Goodbye Blue Monday Papercraft Funtime Surprise!

Look at that awesome shit! Now you can reenact all your favorite GBM scenes at work, at home, at a church, at a Church’s chicken, pretty much anywhere I guess.  I’m not gonna tell you what to do with your time.  You figure it out.

Download the pdf here and download scissors from Target or something

Isn’t that radical?  I’m going to take a set to work and create a stage play of Akira Kurosawa’s Ran and it’s going to be so awesome.

Stay tuned this week for more downloads, we’ve got wallpapers on the way and a brand new site layout to blow your brains against the wall.

Thank you all for sticking with us for the past year, this strip has really turned into something special and I’m glad you can all be here to experience it with us.  Much love to my hos.

Sorry for the late post.  I had a whole thing written up and setup to post this morning at midnight and then it disappeared.  Apologies for the wait, we hope you will continue to choose GBM for all  your Monday comedy needs.  Drinks will be served momentarily by the stuck up 47 year old ex-cheerleader we hired last Thursday.

The exciting conclusion is rolling right along.  The showdown of wits between two guys that just wanna get a hop on.  Afterwards, who knows what will happen with this comic.  Maybe we’ll turn into a single strip about an orange cat who sleeps all day and loves lasagne.  I don’t think anybody’s done anything like that before and we’ve got the right cat.

Site changes are coming soon too!  Hopefully right in time for our 50th strip.  Nigh time for a GBM overhaul!!

The courting rituals of inner city youth vary only vaguely from our own clumsy efforts by the inclusion of low-cost low-riding automobiles from 20 years ago. To me it seems less effective.

We’re 2 strips away from 50! To celebrate, we’re going to have some exclusive downloads and maybe a few site surprises. They will, of course, come with a hefty fee. Get your wallets ready for our special $300 desktop wallpapers! 600×480 pixels of pure value. You guys are still on that screen size right?

Am I right?

Heeeey we’re back. This week’s adventure was inspired by real life events! Where I joined a gang and met a large gang-ly gentleman and he told me about his gang friends. It’s exciting when truth comes into fiction isn’t it I’m sure it is.

We’ve got a couple more strips before this arc finishes up so make sure you’re all set for the dramatic finale. Now is the time to bone up is what I’m saying. Not bone down, you filthy little kids did plenty of that on Valentines.

Storyline starts here so go read it all:

http://www.hi2point5.com/comic/2009/09/pua/

If you haven’t caught up on the storyline, you got 1 week. Get to it.

Instead I will satiate your endless thirst with some ridamndonkulous fanart from Mr. Adam Moore. If you are looking to hire someone who is very good at drawing and making comics and stuff, you should go look at his work and get a boner.

Look at that shit!

I honestly have no idea how to pronounce his screenname but i think that makes him more mysterious and therefore more likely to badass around town in a leather duster.

Alright kids, staring at the computer screen is melting parts of my brain, have a great week and we’ll see you back here next Monday for an exciting new look into Dave’s various psychoses.

we’re getting closer and closer to our 50th strip! so get ready for some treats!

don’t get lost! this gripping storyline starts here!
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George Hoover, master conversationalist.